![]() ![]() Shortly after this photo was posted, I began to get suspicious. “Corona sales just quadrupled,” wrote one astute follower in the photo’s comment section. Upon closer inspection, though, you can see, to her right, a half-full bottle of Corona Extra: They look very rich, very stylish, and very relaxed. On July 2, two weeks after Everything Is Love dropped, Beyoncé posted a casual photo on Instagram of herself and her husband sitting on some stone steps. Listen: I was on the same page as you when I first heard this. Have you seen those Corona commercials? They’re practically following those visuals to a tee. They’re singing and rapping about making love on a sandy beach. Eventually, he uses a curious simile to describe his wife: “She taste like Corona Light-sweet/Even the lime gotta squeeze.” When JAY tags into the song about halfway through, he continues the game, rapping about their escapades. The first song, “Summer,” opens with Bey vocalizing seductively, either doing her best to speak her desires into existence or recapping some very intimate memories. While it was a surprise drop that blindsided many of us- in the best way possible-it was a long-rumored project that fulfilled expectations. On June 16, JAY-Z and Beyoncé dropped their first joint album, Everything Is Love. I think Beyoncé and JAY-Z are secretly pushing Corona. ![]() Got your tin-foil hat ready? Yes? Let’s do this. But today, I’m writing a whole article because I’ve landed on something that feels at least like a viable conspiracy, and at most like a grand discovery. I generally accept facts and try to make educated decisions once I’ve gathered enough of them. ![]() Despite the fact that I work at a company that has a show called Conspiracy Corner, I don’t buy into conspiracies. ![]()
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